Freak ‘n Kewl

Halloween is coming. What costumes would you like to show off? If you like to irritate people, we’ve got a list of perfect costumes just for you.

Osama Bin Laden: Going as Osama might’ve been sorta, kinda funny in the post 9/11, pre Iraq War days. But now, the guy’s a symbol of everything the government’s done wrong thus far. As an added bonus, you should carry around an American flag you can sneeze into.

Cho Seung-Hui: This costume obviously is easiest to pull off if you’re already Asian, but it really can work for anyone. All you need is a series of belts to sling around your black clothes, a hammer, and some copies of the plays you wrote, which you carry around everywhere to bemoan your general lack of talent. This costume is almost certain to get you fucked up by someone, especially in the State of Virginia.


Youssif, the Badly Burned Boy from CNN: CNN.com has rapidly been flushing itself down the toilet and a recent reminder of this was a series of (non) stories they ran on this kid Youssif. Youssif was burned in a fire in Iraq, just like THOUSANDS of other kids in Iraq. But CNN decided to make Youssif the poster child of the war. Which is fine by us, because they gave us a brilliant new costume.

Borat: Everyone was sick of Borat LAST halloween, so no one wants to see his mustachioed ass now. Which is why this costume is brilliant. Borat’s so out that you’ll have hicks rolling their eyes, making this the perfect “Fuck You” costume. Wa wa wee wa!

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